Postcard from Craddock's Radio Supply; Boise Idaho. April 1952 Calendar. Inside cover reads:
Dipsey Doodles
Alcatraz: The pen with the lifetime guarantee.
Definition of a harp: a nude piano
Some girls have been on more laps than a napkin. Some are on thier last lap.
The trouble with women is they would rather mend your ways than your socks.
No matter how dull they are, all girls have bride ideas.
Angry boss: You should have been here at nine.
Tardy Secretary: Why? What happened?